For Helga, Forever Ago: I really dislike how people
inappropriately use “certified.”
“I’m a certified brattinella!”
“I’m a certified Cullenista!”
“Joy riding around town is a certified stress buster!”
“I’m a certified ZTARVUCKZ addict!”
“CERTIFIED TUMBLRISTA!”
“#nowplaying .. party in the USA .. grabe .. certified music lover tlga acOh!”
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